The army began operating in Akita prefecture following a wave of deadly bear attacks. Twelve people have been killed and more than 100 attacks have been reported across Japan since April.
Does this mean Portland should deploy bears to deal with soldier attacks?
They should get some of those famed feral hogs, soldiers don’t have drum mags so they’ll get easily overpowered by 50 of them.
Sequal to the great emu war?
Only if they lose. Also, itd be a sequel to emu war 2. They lost twice.
I’m cheering for the bears. I hope they band together and strategize. I hope we send them arms, given that we believe so strongly in that right.
And that’s how we get Bearzilla!
damm why are the bears so violent? im guessing habitat destruction?
The article suggests the opposite: population decline in rural areas allows the bears to spread out and get closer to populated areas.
mabye i should read the article next time. thanks
If it’s black fight back
So that was a fucking lie…
Soldiers wearing plate carriers to go fight the bears. Guess it makes sense since they’re just as likely to shoot each other.
