We hate both of you sonsabitches!

In this day and age, you can’t take that as anything but a win! Best of luck to your disembarking from the reality’s of life!

I retired at 55 and I highly recommend it. Actually I’m not sure that I’m retired or just quit working. I worked for myself and decided I didn’t want to deal with people anymore so I’ve just stayed home for the last 11 years. Ether way it’s been great!

This shit makes me absolutely fűhrerious!

Like I’m gonna knowingly stick my hands in pockets you just know shit is oozing from every crevice!

Who amongst us ain’t looking for a little strange?

M orons

A re

G utting

A merica!

The front fell off!

Must be the coffee and fruit shutting my brain down already. I didn’t even catch that. Now I gotta live longer accidentally doing the right thing!

I drink coffee and eat fruit every morning. I’ll let yall know if I die early on account of it!

Much easier to dress up as a disgusting republican woman than to dress up as a natural beautiful democrat woman.

I wish America would cane boys that vote republican! Maybe the ignorant sonsabitches would pay a little more attention to their vote.

You’re absolutely wrong about them. They’re far right PILES of shit, not pieces.

Asshole Intelligence is going to be the end of us!

M orons

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G overning

A merica!

How could I forget, I’m a fork’en elephant!

They’ll probably remember this forever!

“Well doggies, Ain’t that something “

                 ~Jed Clampett~