Everybody knows all Linux users are hackers.

That’s just what an Arch user would say.

You can always tell a Linux user by the body order. Oh and they’re all hackers and on a government watchlist.

Edit: odor, not order

And don’t forget his boss.

No. This is what “journalism” is these days.

You’ll secure democracy by cheering for one repressive regime over another? That’s some interesting “logic” there.

Of course. Of course. Once the current system destroys itself, your ideology will magically emerge victorious and everything will be wonderful.

Greetings, fellow geezer!

They’re keeping him on as asskisser-in-chief to Trump. I guess they’re concerned that Ternus might not be good enough at grovelling.

Hahaha, good one! Guards! Seize this impudent peasant and whip him to the bone!

Yeah, so clean.

Dear Russians,
please get on with it.
Sincerely,
A guy who’s very tired of this shit

In German, it would be “Fick Dich!” So it should be “F K D”.

Technically correct, best kind of correct.

The article doesn’t say this is the dumbest thing he ever did. It just says this is the dumbest way he could have done this particular thing.

Trendy distros for cool kids right now are, for instance, CachyOS or Bazzite. No need to support Nazis.

This will never amount to more than a cash grab.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

If someone asked me to install Windows for them I’d very politely tell them to get bent.

He’s actually somewhat knowledgeable about Linux and he’s putting a lot of effort into finding hairs in the soup. I think the guy just enjoys being an asshole and if it wasn’t Linux he’d pick something else.