When I was watching the news last night, they did the thing where they said something like “COMING UP. Major news tonight involving Dolly Parton. KEEP WATCHING AFTER THE BREAK.” and then those bitches went to commercial.
My heart sank because I was worried they were going to report something tragic like a terminal cancer diagnosis. Fortunately, I have access to thousands of news sources instantly so I did in fact not keep watching and instead just looked it up.
When I was watching the news last night, they did the thing where they said something like “COMING UP. Major news tonight involving Dolly Parton. KEEP WATCHING AFTER THE BREAK.” and then those bitches went to commercial.
My heart sank because I was worried they were going to report something tragic like a terminal cancer diagnosis. Fortunately, I have access to thousands of news sources instantly so I did in fact not keep watching and instead just looked it up.
Anyway, good for her!
Ugh I hate when news does that fear-mongering teaser bs, they know exactly what theyre doing to get viewers worried.