• Ænima@feddit.online
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    12 hours ago

    I attach raw chicken to my phone and let the racoons be my digital eyes for a few. They get fed, I get plausible deniability, and only a mild case of conjunctivitis!

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      12 hours ago

      Honestly, the real answer is to dress up like ICE and then be dicks to crows. Trump’s SS won’t be able to operate in your city for years!

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        Aww, but then I gotta be a dick to crows and I like the small army of two that I’ve amassed thus far! Even if they wouldn’t know, I would know!