Will we all be fucked or is there a Linus 2?

  • shrugal@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    His firstborn son will take over as Linus II, as is tradition.

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      1 year ago

      The far future: A man sits at a table, staring at a floating hologram display. He watches as an indecipherable block of alphanumeric characters wiggles and splits into two segments. He nods slowly.

      He takes a breath and closes his eyes, broadcasting a message to everyone on duty that day.

      “Merge the request. Tell Linus#3418 that Wayland is now the default display manager.”

    • duncesplayed@lemmy.one
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      1 year ago

      Hm, he and his wife are getting on in years. If they want a son, they should probably get on that right away.

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        1 year ago

        He has decided it shall pass on to his eldest daughter, and he has already fulfilled his kingly duties. Long may she reign.