• StocktonCrushed@sh.itjust.works
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    5 hours ago

    I’m gonna be ready this time, I can feel it. THIS will be the crisis from which I emerge on top. I switched to a bidet last year so there’s no need to stockpile toilet paper. I’ve got all my tendies and match ammo in the basement ready to boogaloo, and I’ve got puts on SPY in the tube for when it starts to look shaky. No idea where this train is going but I’m full steam ahead and loaded for bear. A cocaine-bear.