• Steve Dice@sh.itjust.works
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    10 hours ago

    I can see it already:

    () Just Google Play (safe)

    () Verified apps (not recommended)

    Advanced settings

    click on Advanced settings

    () All sources (Unsafe. Will probably kill your cat and burn down your house)

    tick the box

    Are you sure?

    click yes

    ARE YOU SURE?

    click yes again

    ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SURE?

    wait for the 30 seconds timer to count down

    click yes

    ( ) I do not love my cat and want him to die.

    tick the box

    ( ) I accept the very real risk of my house burning down

    tick the box

    Please wait 24 hours for the change to apply. You can reverse it at any time from this menu.

    get spammed every hour for the next 24 hours with notifications asking me to fix my security settings

    get a bigass ⚠️ every time I turn on the phone

    every once in a while the change just straight up reverses and I have to do it all over again