Thousands of people are expected to descend upon the streets of London in protest at Donald Trump’s unprecedented second state visit.
The US president arrives in Britain on Tuesday night for a two-day stay, during which time he and his wife Melania will meet King Charles and Sir Keir Starmer, the Prime Minister.
His Majesty will host Mr Trump and the First Lady on Wednesday at Windsor Castle in Berkshire, before the trip continues on Thursday at the PM’s Chequers country residence in Buckinghamshire.
Just cancel the thing and then immediately distract the prick. It shouldn’t be hard. Throw a golf ball and shut ‘fetch!’ or something. Give him a little time, and he’ll have totally forgotten about it. Couple of hours, tops.