• DSN9@lemmy.ml
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    1 day ago

    Putler dead within 6 months. You heard it here first.

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      He was overheard on a mic with president Xi telling him about organ transplants to prolong life.

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        He probably just shoots himself in the head. Or Mossad 2.o gets him. Or the ulcer. Or the Botox from his fluffy little cheeks seeps into his brain. Or the windows… darn Russian windows

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      24 hours ago

      One Friedman Unit is equal to six months, specifically the “next six months”, a period repeatedly declared by New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman to be the most critical of the then-ongoing Iraq War

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        Broskys about to stroke out from the stress. His own body will kill him if not someone else. When you’re responsible for a cumulative 1.5-2.5 million deaths, you’re not a person people are sad to let go.

        Economy tanking, losing the battle, 1.5 million dead Russians, he’s not the mafia-fluencer he was in his youth. Lavrov is a fat slob, dude can’t even stop his own drooling.

        Modern warfare is entirely non beneficial to huge land masses. Try playing air defense swap-a-roo when the next missile or drone is 1k km away.

        Also if Europe decides to ram his ass, they will, that will be his excuse to wind down the war, but to get to that tipping point, is so stress inducing, no amount of drugs will help. The drugs induce a spiral.

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          Here’s hoping. I’m not so optimistic about Europe really flexing their muscles, but I look forward to being pleasantly surprised!

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            Europe’s producing more rounds and providing more artillery than Murica. When the Yanks provide some old junk they appraise it at 50X the value then bemoan doing god’s work while leaking Intel.

            Europe and Ukraine are flexing. They’ve decimated Russia’s military without any European boots on the ground (although they should be in the fight imo, it devalues Ukrainians to let them be the only one taking casualties for defending Europe). Then again, in 20 years, Ukraine will be telling Europe where and how to manage their militaries.

            Ukraine was the powerhouse for arms manufacturing during the Soviet Era and they’re quickly retaking this position.