• mirshafie@europe.pub
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    6 hours ago

    Imagine they removed the oil, engine and fuel lamps, and then while driving:

    Car Malfunctioning. Attempt Repair?

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      4 hours ago

      Sorry, your subscription to CarRepair has expired. Would you like to renew for $29.99 recurring monthly and allow your car to start again? Clippy can wait forever and even has tips about roadside engine repair!*

      *tips included with paid subscription

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        1 hour ago

        Your HP car is out of driving fluid! Would you like to order a 50l of original quality driving fluid cartridge for only 4999.95 ? Using illegal aftermarket driving fluid voids warranty!