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minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·2 days agoSpoon? Is that like a symmetrical, dull, parabolic knife?
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoSomeone’s never seen a grapefruit spoon
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoIn truth, I haven’t, but I’m sincerely looking forward to having the nuances of esoteric cutlery and their proscribed use in polite society explained to me, as if in a cotillion class, by someone with the username “prole.”
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoNah, they’re just cool looking, sharp spoons
minus-squareMeThisGuy@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agothey’re not sharp, they’re serrated
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoThat makes sense. I hope my tone came across as more playful than accusatory.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoNo, that’s a putty knife. Spoons are elliptical and concave.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoYour MOM’s dull and parabolic, but not symmetrical!
minus-squareThis is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoDuh. Her boobs are not the same size.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoAlright, Sunflower Eriksen, just calm your tits.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoI’ll have you know that my decreasingly ample bosom is in a state of complete relaxation 😁
Spoon? Is that like a symmetrical, dull, parabolic knife?
Someone’s never seen a grapefruit spoon
In truth, I haven’t, but I’m sincerely looking forward to having the nuances of esoteric cutlery and their proscribed use in polite society explained to me, as if in a cotillion class, by someone with the username “prole.”
Nah, they’re just cool looking, sharp spoons
they’re not sharp, they’re serrated
That makes sense. I hope my tone came across as more playful than accusatory.
No, that’s a putty knife. Spoons are elliptical and concave.
Your MOM’s dull and parabolic, but not symmetrical!
Duh. Her boobs are not the same size.
Alright, Sunflower Eriksen, just calm your tits.
I’ll have you know that my decreasingly ample bosom is in a state of complete relaxation 😁