President Donald Trump said he worked out a "complex" long-term deal for the U.S. to acquire Greenland with the NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte on Wednesday.

Second article on the deal: https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/trump-greenland-deals-reportedly-includes-u-s-sovereignty-over-small-pockets-of-territory/

NATO released a statement on Wednesday shortly after President Donald Trump announced he and NATO Secretary Secretary General Mark Rutte had “formed’ a “framework” of a deal on Greenland. The NATO statement came amid new reporting from the New York Times that deal may include the U.S. being given “sovereignty over small pockets” of land in Greenland.

  • criscodisco@lemmy.worldEnglish
    77·
    22 hours ago

    Cue Trump, 2027 from in his hospice bed:

    “This was the worst deal, very stupid people made this deal. I call it the Biden Greenland Deal. Everyone’s saying it. It’s unbelievable.”

    cough cough pooping noises

        • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
          2·
          20 hours ago

          Bruh pessimism at this point looks like: god king trump on his death bed in the gold house, circa 2033 (formerly White House): then what you said.

          • dustycups@aussie.zoneEnglish
            3·
            11 hours ago

            His immortal head in a jar, needs regular cleaning because it still manages to shit itself.

          • stormdelay@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
            2·
            12 hours ago

            That’s sheer optimism, pessimism would be more like: “god emperor trump on his golden throne, kept immortal by the sacrifice of thousands of people every day”