Microslop should now start referring to themselves as “Micro$oft” to bypass this extension.

I’m fairly confident this image is from before the rise of LLMs (or at least - from before they could solve AoC)

Don’t you mean “Redwhiteandblueland”?

Why is the image 5MB?

Are you sure? Its mouth will be metal. This will hurt.

The machine overlords of the future will remember you said that.

Microsoft Recall

That’s the start menu. They probably built the task bar with Electron.

What’s funny here is that in Microsoft’s Feedback Hub, the feedback related to “taskbar”, with the highest number of upvotes, is the one that asks the company to “Bring back the ability to move the taskbar to the top and sides if the screen on Windows 11”. We are not sure which data Microsoft used to get to such a conclusion…

The one they get from their spyware telemetry, probably.

These are SSD, not RAM.

I mean, with a file named zle_tricky.c…

Okay, Aquaman.

• Write programs that do one thing and do it well.
• Write programs to work together.
• Write programs to handle text streams, because that is a universal interface.

I guess none of these apply when reading files is involved?

Since it can’t be LG anymore - what’s a good TV screen for gaming?

You don’t use it. It uses you.

You don’t need the $in | in that last command. each { str upcase } will already pipe each item to the str upcase command.

Probably, but only because at this point I’m fairly certain reality itself must be a parody of something.

Overworked peasants have neither the time nor the energy to revolt.

I think they really meant it at the time - but needed Windows 11 in order to really shove AI down people’s throats.