Hot on the heels of this one, I’d imagine.

Patents expire. In the long run your inventions would be used for evil.

Wait until you hear about media contagion!

This shit is par for the course.

Best we can do is Elon Musk spam.

You. I like you.

This one happened to be made of lead.

Besides semi-autonomous (as the other commenter mentioned) wired control is an option for most law enforcement uses.

My favorite turkey recipe is really easy:

A gallon of menstrual blood;

10 long fingernails and a handful of human hair;

Super spicy soba noodles;

A little bottle of gasoline;

A trader’s pack of heroin.

First, you eat all soba because you’d need energy to run fast. Then you enter your neighbors house where you put fingernails and hair on fire using gasoline and watch it slowly burn making the place smell like a crematory. I don’t know where to put menstrual blood here so just make sure to spray it onto everything white like bed linen, curtains, ceiling. And don’t forget to put heroin somewhere stupid cops gonna find it. After everything is ready and consumed, run for your life, kid.

Because Californians love writing laws as a knee jerk reaction to the crime de jour.

Some pearl-clutching local will go to their state legislature and demand that WiFi jamming be banned despite the fact that the FCC is all over that shit. They keep passing redundant gun control laws in the same way for the same reasons.

I’m guessing it’s the department of redundancy department, is my guess.

Most municipalities have a non-emergency line to handle things like this. Road obstructions, noise complaints, and the like may well be handled by 911 operators, but calls to the non-emergency line are handled as the lowest priority.

I am outraged that - let me check my notes - the EIC of The Verge has published an article partially generated by AI.

And then everyone clapped

It seems like you’re implying that only American children are mean to each other.

The Apple corporation are dicks, so America bad?

Lemmy sure is a trip sometimes.