I’m gonna sue my grocery store, they sold me some ham I didn’t like

Fusion is now 20 years away instead of 20 years.

If you’re a scout don’t zip off to the next post code and expect help when you die

I killed it once with a well-timed C4 blast.

You can’t make this shit up

No, but scouts seem to have a desire to zip off to the nearest area code and get killed by a leech, and rendered useless until another in the party makes the journey to them

Use flares to light up large caves

If you get killed by a grabber or leech 300m away from the rest of the group, that’s your problem

Watch out for C4 charges

Get this bootlicking shit out of here, the only legendary aspect of him is his being a legendary tool. He didn’t even create Tesla or Paypal.

I got excited for a moment, then realized he did not