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Just focus on the most important thing: going out drinking with the right superiors.
Just focus on the most important thing: going out drinking with the right superiors.
For example, deleted comments aren’t deleted, it just sets a deleted flag.
FWIW even when you properly delete something from a database table, the deleted row can be reconstructed from the audit tables. And even if that weren’t the case, databases are regularly backed up to tape drives or whatever - when people delete or munge all their comments, Reddit doesn’t go back into all the backups and make the same changes there. In fact, I would imagine that when they sell their shit to companies for AI training, they sell old pre-AI backups rather than a latest copy.
over 1000 VPs
I used to work for Comcast and it was astonishing how many vice presidents there were. It might be the most meaningless corporate title ever. Even if they had real work to do they never had time to do it - VPs there turned over faster than beignets at Cafe du Monde.
My experiences working for huge corporations have made it clear what an enormous percentage of corporate workers spend all their time on useless busy work, so in theory layoffs can make a corporation more profitable. The problem is that it’s rarely the useless ass-kissers who get laid off.
I had a friend in the '90s who took a $40K inheritance and “invested” it all on $75 Fossil watches, the kind with Popeye and other cartoon characters on them. At least she was able to show them off at parties and get all the guests to go home.
$20 billion investment that will generate 3,000 jobs
Lol that’s $6,666,667 per job. I could create a job with that much money: counting all my fucking money.
I’m a school bus driver and middle school boys go apeshit when they see a Tesla - which is unfortunately often because they’re pretty common these days. They explode when they see a fucking cybertruck, which is fortunately still not often.
I haven’t seen any of that. For me, Youtube music is almost exactly like Spotify experience-wise.
Inclusion of yt music was the thing that kept me on the subscription
Same here. I was struggling to get the ad blockers to work consistently, so I said fuck it and canceled Spotify and subscribed to Youtube. FWIW YT music does a much better job of choosing random music that I like; Spotify just plays the same shit over and over again.
It’s the same stupid that thinks a dictator will preserve their freedom.
Ironically, there is nothing ironic about fascism.
StrikeThree
why is it always the monitor to get beat
Because it’s within arm’s reach and the developers aren’t.
Shorts are pretty annoying in general, but I’ll be damned if they’re not great for presenting a recipe in a very short amount of time. Like, you don’t need to see the chef dicing four whole onions in real time.
That’s like seeing a basic electronic calculator in the 60s and saying that computing won’t expand much more.
“Who would ever need more than 640K of RAM?” -Bill Gates
It also helps that it’s in Las Vegas.
I used to work for Comcast and one time after they had won the “Worst Company in the World” contest two years in a row they sent out a company-wide email telling them to participate in the contest and vote for some other company. Everyone I knew there participated in the contest but we didn’t follow the instructions exactly lol.
Save a slap for the dude who invented slaps!
c-suite
CEO, CTO, CFO etc. In a '90s Internet startup like the company I worked for, the “C” really stood for “clueless”.
giant printouts of insanely over-normalized databases
Over-normalization is a database thing - a simple example of normalization would be a “People” table where instead of having the “Salutation” field just contain text like Mr, Mrs. etc., you have a separate “Salutations” table with all the possibilities listed and keyed with an ID (usually just a sequential number), and then the “People” table stores a Salutation ID for each entry instead of the actual text. It’s a valid and standard thing to do with database design, but it can be taken to extremes where absolutely every possible trivial thing that can be normalized is, producing an overcomplicated mess that is extremely difficult to work with programmatically.
Printing out this over-normalized mess of a database on multiple sheets of paper which are then taped to the wall is utterly useless.
How is a database a trick?
The printout is the trick - it fools the bosses into thinking you’re doing something amazing and productive when you’re really just fucking around. It only works on the technically incompetent, of which there was no shortage in '90s Internet startups (or today).
FWIW that is not the average salary in the tech industry.