99 user stories on the wall…

99 user stories…

Take a few down, end up the scrum

126 user stories on the wall…

Routing information protocol, little pigeon, routing information protocol.

Pirates be kraken

That’s because more than 75% of the people affected keep paying. The results for Disney are Immediate savings on resources (less people streaming) and they still increase profits.

Um actually it’s called ska, not sca

Especially considering that the Firefox is a red panda, not a fox at all.

That’s exactly what my mom sees when she can’t find her tabs in chrome, and I open edge because I figure that’s what she’s inadvertently been using since one of the windows updates.

And when you’re wide awake you notice it was a dream, and there’s no “behave” statement in python.

The only language I know where null equals 0 is German.

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I see you’re not ready for the ways of the JavaScript.

<php?

.catch( error => { } )

??

You meant traditional or the wrong way. There’s nothing natural about it.

And the shake-twist camera

The same it does everywhere else. Capitalizing on the sheer number of web devs, and the fact that we get things done without being petty about things we don’t like.

I had to orphan a very simple extension I wrote for gnome 3.2-3.10 It was a bugfix that for some reason upstream didn’t even want to acknowledge it existed, and never accepted the patch. So I made the extension, but after about a year of constant breakages I gave up.

That ordeal really made me feel unappreciated as a contributor.

Isn’t that like common knowledge or something?

And the next time RMS invent Linux, he can call it whatever he wants.

At this point RMS should seriously consider changing the name to GNL.