I do enjoy self checkout, but yesterday one demanded that I put my bag of rice back in my cart before I could continue. Something about heavy or fragile items. The problem was that I didn’t have a cart, but I did have several more items.

Finally, AI does something relatable.

Look, man, I gotta play Sim Theme Park. If everything else blows up, that’s a problem for later.

“Tower, we’re losing altitude rapidly.”

“Skill issue.”

I think too many sites run on Google AdSense (if it’s even still called that) for that to be a problem. If they give up on Google, there’s not much point.

Minus the lobotomies, that’s still happening.