

I remember. It was funny then too.
I remember. It was funny then too.
Oh don’t worry, I’m sure the capitalist system will manage to fuck it up somehow.
See I’ve never understood why people obsess about living longer. All those extra years come at the end, which is the adult diaper, memory loosing, decrepit part of life. It doesn’t stretch out the younger good parts, it just staves off death during the miserable part. Personally I’d rather just get it over with sooner with a nice, quick aneurysm in my sleep.
At least then I wouldn’t be doom scrolling I guess.
Everything lasts forever until it doesn’t.
They’re lazy and cheap, and now they’re gonna pay for it.
Hey, if eating “Small, itchy, blister-like bumps caused by the varicella-zoster virus” is wrong then I absolutely fucking LOVE being right.
Oh I can’t wait until 7 astronauts explode because fucking Grok told the construction team not to bother with the O-rings.
LOL that’ll work. Streisand effect, motherfucker.
CNN seems to be under the misbelief that I want to live longer. 46 is already too long.
I guess washing stainless steel is against their religion.
This is hardly the least scientific anything cops do.
It’s almost like if you piss off your users then they’ll ditch you.
Honestly of they could program a halfway decent AI therapist then art least it could take some of the load off our already insufficient mental health professionals by dealing with the lighter-weight cases, leaving the psychotherapists free to deal with the especially sick people.
I used to work with a guy who would wear what liked like a band touring tee shirt, but the “band” was “Grants March to the Sea” and the locations were every town he razed to the ground.
Are these guys just now figuring this out?
As this keeps happening I continue to wonder when Europe and the UK will finally realize how badly they need to air conditioning. The units are (or were in the past year or 3)b way more expensive there than here in America. I dunno about current costs. It’s worth it though, even if you only need it for like 1 month out of the year.
Nothing dystopian about this, nope. JFC what an awful time to exist in.
Translation: you will now train your eventual replacement.
How fast do these idiots think the tomatoes grow anyway?