CNN seems to be under the misbelief that I want to live longer. 46 is already too long.

I guess washing stainless steel is against their religion.

This is hardly the least scientific anything cops do.

It’s almost like if you piss off your users then they’ll ditch you.

Honestly of they could program a halfway decent AI therapist then art least it could take some of the load off our already insufficient mental health professionals by dealing with the lighter-weight cases, leaving the psychotherapists free to deal with the especially sick people.

I used to work with a guy who would wear what liked like a band touring tee shirt, but the “band” was “Grants March to the Sea” and the locations were every town he razed to the ground.

Are these guys just now figuring this out?

As this keeps happening I continue to wonder when Europe and the UK will finally realize how badly they need to air conditioning. The units are (or were in the past year or 3)b way more expensive there than here in America. I dunno about current costs. It’s worth it though, even if you only need it for like 1 month out of the year.

Nothing dystopian about this, nope. JFC what an awful time to exist in.

Translation: you will now train your eventual replacement.

I’ve already had to hand-slap it once. I mean I only use it once in a while when I’m driving but still, fuck Gemini.

Translation: how can I get in on this “pulling up the ladder after me” stuff that the educated rich people do?

Well fuck me I guess lol

That’s… Actually vaguely useful.

Traditional. I mean when was the last time you even saw an armed sloop, much less a galleon?

Well yeah, people figured out that disease follows famine so long ago that they made it into a doujin that turned into a religion.

To be fair it is a Tesla. It started out as shit.

Meanwhile on Newpipe: just another day with no ads.

The funniest part is that it’s his voters lol

What do they even do besides providing a website and payment system?