“This is my lived experience”

“O yeah? I read online somewhere that’s statistically unlikely, checkmate flat earther!” 🤡

Pathetic how these authoritarian regimes classify journalists as “terrorists”. Disgusting.

Lemmings still somehow baffled

ITT: Clowns shilling for a theocratic dictatorship that executes journalists, protesters, and gay people.

Honey wake up, it’s time to shill for a omnicidal theocracy

Yeah, executing political prisoners and gay people and shooting protestors in the face is good, actually!

Except the camera outside every shop and on every streetcorner, yeah!

Thanks for the tip, I’ve been looking to get myself a small desk TV for a while now, and I’d rather not have everything I’m watching tracked to the millisecond.

Read Not optimize shareholder value

I love it when complex life finds a niche that just keeps on working. Crabs, Crocs, and Sharks keep catching Ws

Missed out on calling themselves the Wizard’s Union, smh

Fuckin way she goes, boys, fuckin way she goes.

Sounds like the setup for a Norm Macdonald Weekend Update joke

"A Chinese-owned tanker under U.S. sanctions has passed the Strait of Hormuz despite the U.S. naval blockade…

Reached for comment, the captain of the ship said “SHHH!”

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FREE Healthcare in Mexico???

How will mom cross the US-Mexico line to buy a month of lifesaving medication for 1/10th the price now???

In this day and age, literally anything sounds like it could be true, so I try to take some especially inflammatory things with a healthy grain of salt.

Also, with a suspiciously generic name like “Free Press”, you bet I’m looking at your credentials!