ancient alchemists popping off in their graves rn

It’s impossible for me to make money without robbing a bank, please let me do that parliament it would be so funny

lol

New law, everyone must be nice to me :(

best we have right now is a robo dog with a flamethrower.

Hell yeah CDDA.

I’m currently installing solar panels and wind turbines on the roof of a firestation to act as my garage and home base while I’m fixing up a luxury RV that I drove out of a mall. Surprisingly, it was in great condition except for all of the glass, boards, and quarterpanels; the chassis itself and all of the internals are practically untouched.

I’m not sure the comparison is quite apt, I’m not familiar with any independent food delivery services beyond just asking your buddy to grab some snacks on the way over for a hangout or something.

But I am vaguely familiar with the idea of loss-leading and think its despicable. If no regulation is ever going stand in the way of practices, then knowing they’re being exploited by folks like pizza dude makes me feel a bit better, at least.

what the fuck, it just shits it out from a story up? Couldn’t it like, scoot down to ground level at least?

I say good for him. Doordash can bleed all of the money it wants.

General Ludd had some good points tho…

This sucks, because smartphones could be such fantastic tools in a classroom. Not that I’m under the illusion that they’re being used in any sort of productive way (or even would be), I was once a kid scrolling through shitposts and memes in class. But having all of the textbooks in one place, the ability to record lectures and whiteboards for later review, and automated schedule management would’ve definitely made my high school education a lot smoother.

what the fuck i don’t even own a dishwasher, why did i watch all of this

fuck, i neverthought of the gaussian blur thing, i always just traced over the edge with a soft edged brush…

fuck yeah little armadillo, do your thing

This truly is the landlord tipping of linux memes

Tumblr is still around???

A bandana is fine if you have one.

oh cool, vampires. thats just swell

no way, i cant believe it, how could this ever happen

The best part is that it gets worse