Heat death would be my assumption, so between about 10^100 and 10^106 years

C’mooooon, prolapse porn!

I’m starting to suspect you weren’t just ‘genuinely asking’

Ha, tbh I just went with three of the first things that sprang to mind. I’m aware there are more

IMO: —

• Being a very shitty boss

• Being transphobic when he has a trans daughter

• Calling that rescuer a paedophile