Success at distracting from the Epstein files

I can’t remember a face I have wanted to punch more

The article about crappy ads wants me to turn off my ad blocker, lol

Terminator was a documentary

Damn, beat me to it. As a former cook, I support this message.

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What about 10?

I thought Reddit was just bots talking to other bots

We left Digg for Reddit, then they enshitified Reddit so we went to the fediverse and now they want to bring Digg back. The turd just circles the toilet bowl endlessly.

Let’s explore the ethical treatment of toasters

Ecorp

Poor people, naturally

🤣

I wonder where Altman gets his drugs. Can someone hook me up?

They want to see the mark of the beast, and the Antichrist, and the apocalypse so the end times will come and Jesus will take them all to heaven and burn their enemies in eternal damnation.

I’m about ready to cancel my internet and buy a book. Maybe even go outside.

They are using a new language called Gandalf ++

/s

Oops, sorry, I flubbed it. Oh well.

Sarcasm starts with an S unless you are being sarcastic, which is even more funny if you are.

In HTML and stuff, you would write something like:

<s “sarcastic comment that makes everyone laugh” /s>

You forgot the /s. “Unexpected end of line error in line 182”