Lots of good ones here, but I’ll add one I haven’t seen, cube 2: sauerbraten
Usually they say “save x amount” but neglect to say over what time period we would save it. 10 years is common but not universal. It’s more about “sticker shock” than the actual truth
I second mint, back when I had more time to fuck with such things I distro hopped like crazy, mint is easy and it just works