I’d sure love to see those pop culture summaries. Wondering how the author can determine how accurate they are without having seen (understood) the thing being summarised.

adding missing information

Did you mean: hallucinate on purpose?

Wasn’t he going to lay off the ketamine for a while?

Edit: … i hadnt seen the More Context and now i need a fucking beer or twnety fffffffffu-

“INTO the lagoon”, you say? Promise?

Srsly.

This reads so much like an Onion. Just needs some leopards.

And then the guy’s first name is Orly. What am I, a chronically online millennial, supposed to do with that?

Ahhh so that’s why he hasn’t done jack shit. Of course. Makes perfect sense.

It’s probably not perfect, but this is what we have right now. I only nightshade my stuff because I don’t think anyone will want to imitate my style anyway (I’m years and years away from that kind of recognition) and I think it’s more important to go on the offensive. Ideally, imho everybody should always at least nightshade every image file they upload, drawing, painting, photograph, not just “art” but anything visual.

I’d imagine auto generating images that look meaningful but aren’t is a lot more involved than generating text. For images we have Glaze and Nightshade which you can apply to your own pictures to protect (Glaze) and/or poison (Nightshade) them.

There’s a miniscule difference in the yellow. Also eeeever so slightly more “shine” in Chad’s red.

source believe me bro

How does that happen? Who goes “text text text, blah blah blah, now I need a specific flag, let’s definitely type ‘flag’ and tediously look for the right one, because typing [country name] would be too easy”? I get that they look VERY similar and I couldn’t tell you which one is which if they’re side-by-side but that doesn’t fucking matter if you simply ask your keyboard for the country! Gaaaaaawddddddd.

Romania: 🇷🇴 Chad: 🇹🇩

Same for stereotypical USians going “yeeeeah 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷”

No but what does that matter here?

Please do explain how playing chess is gambling.

Oh no. Anyway.

I’ve never used Photoshop but I have used Photopea and people tell me it’s exactly the same: https://www.photopea.com/

I’m confused by this phrase:

this DEI gimmick

What gimmick would that be? I can’t see anything in the text that this might refer to. Is this a translation issue? Because even the term “DEI” is at least unusual, that’s not a thing in Germany. I’d like to know what he said originally.

ohno he really uttered the word “trolling” thats it its over humanity is done :cry:

Whaaaat you’re telling me toast with a slice of ham, a slice of pineapple and a slice of melted cheese on top ISN’T a centuries old traditional Hawaiian meal? The GIs have misled us!

It even has an English language entry in Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_Hawaii

(I am being very unserious :))

Exaaactly, Toast Hawaii is a staple of any good German Hausfrau. We love that shit.

They were also going to Hawaii specifically. Now I’m German and have never set foot in any US state but I’d imagine Hawaii as a tropical island group would have its own local cuisine that can’t be half-bad (if you ignore the lack of beer), right?

Yeeees but the US is, of course, a VALUED and RELIABLE partner and has been for decades and we, the new German government, look forward to an increasedly productive collaboration with the new Trump government regarding global matters etc. pp. bl. er. gh. 🤮