Trump’s suggestion that the incident could have been accidental.

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Yeah, if he could stay the fuck out of the internal affairs of other countries for 5 seconds, that would be great.

Putin is such a sad little meow meow, stop bullying him into this special military operation. 😢

You can turn it off. Opt-out is still bullshit.

Yep, not just there. I don’t know if it’s going to change anything fundamental but I agree with the sentiment and if nothing else, it’s a statement of solidarity with other people who might feel like everybody around them is giving in to the slopshittification.

I don’t know what being American or otherwise has to do with it btw.

In no other timeline is there a need to make this explicit. Fuck.

Goddammit Tim Apple, it doesn’t even look like anything remotely interesting.

For a split second after he stepped aside to reveal it, I actually thought it was a cool dragon figure. Must’ve been my mind desperately seeking any meaning in this nonsense because I was looking at the phones.

ITT: “this study doesn’t say anything interesting about ME, it must be bullshit!!”

You’ll be pleased to hear that you can’t do that because I’m in the EU. So there.

Wow, if I’d known this would be a whole-ass university education, I wouldn’t have bought dishes OR that hammer. While that executable does its thing, can you tell me what degrees specifically I can earn with you and how long they take on average? Are you certified in EU countries? Will I be qualified to hammer dishes in Germany? Plates AND mugs? What about hammering windows? Those need a clean too, now that I look at them.

Edit: Speaking of windows, does your course teach how to use a hammer to switch from Windows to Linux?

You do with your laws whatever the fuck you want. We have different approaches to things and if US based companies don’t like that, they’ll have to find somewhere else to sell their stuff instead of relying on your government to help them bully other countries. Capitalism, small government, and all that.

I’m not trying to clean the hammer, I’m trying to use the hammer to do my dishes. I’m starting to think you’re not being serious with me. What’s your qualification in terms of hammer-based daily chores?

Also, I failed every year of chemistry HAAAAARRRR-DDD.

Oh so there are more steps. This is getting complicated, especially since I wouldn’t know where to put a dishwasher or what to feed them. When does the hammer come into play?

Thank you for this bit of wisdom. Why did you feel the need to share it here?

And then my dishes will be done? ☜(°⁠ヮﾟ☜⁠⁠)

They’re not though :(

I want to use this hammer to do my dishes, how do I do that?

ugh fuck off

Edit: sorry, not you, OP