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Two data points: What their intern could do with React; what their intern couldn’t do with React.

It’s my opinion that the modern web is massively enshittified, and was so long before that term came into play.

Too much focus on flashy (and often obstructive) presentation, constant reinvention of the wheel, and no regard for the actual information being delivered.

I mean, you mention “semantic markup” to your average web developer and they just stare at you blankly. They’re like the seagulls from Finding Nemo: DIV? DIV! DIV!

Useful information structures? Meaningful metadata? Consistent patterns? Forget about it.

HTML and JavaScript are part of the problem. They provide too much freedom and not nearly enough structure or guidance.

And even if you put all that aside, JavaScript is an abomination that is entirely unsuited to the purpose it’s being used for. Ask any JS developer. Or look at how many ridiculous frameworks have been slapped over the top of it in a vain attempt to address its inadequacies.

> Uses JavaScript in 2025.

> Complains about enshittification.

“West Germany, though, so you can imagine how that conversation went.”

And the high-range dosimeter from the safe burned out immediately. It must have been faulty!

This shit pre-dates “AI”. AI just lets them do it faster and cheaper.

Stop feeding it.

Your money, or your personal data, used for whatever damned purpose they choose.

That’s really the choice.

It was the last version I needed. Six months gaming on Linux and I haven’t looked back.

The way I see it, they think GenAI is the new portal to information, the way search has been for the last 25-30 years. They want to control that portal, because it’s worth trillions over time.

This is why they’re cramming it into everything and worrying about use cases later. It’s a land grab.

Just start referring to it as “Isn’trael” then.

Pretty much. That and trying to distract people from the details of their budget, which will without doubt be all the usual crap you’d expect from conservatives.

I dunno, I feel like there’s a bit of a pattern emerging here.

Betcha Wakefield ends up involved somehow.

I mean, you could employ them siege weapons. If you have enough of them. An an imagination.

Typo. Perhaps they meant a warm onager.

Modern capitalism in a nutshell. Establish a monopoly through any means, then exploit the hell out of that monopoly to become richer and more powerful.

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