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“Sorry doc, was thinking about work. Did you say something about line go up?”
“Sorry doc, was thinking about work. Did you say something about line go up?”
That sounds like mental illness.
ETA: Replace “work” in that quote with practically any other activity/subject, whether outlandish or banal.
I sit through movies but I don’t remember them because I’m thinking about baking cakes.
I sit through movies but I don’t remember them because I’m thinking about traffic patterns.
I sit through movies but I don’t remember them because I’m thinking about cannibalism.
I sit through movies but I don’t remember them because I’m thinking about shitposting.
Obsessed with something? At best, you’re “quirky” (depending on what you’re obsessed with). Unless it’s money. Being obsessed with that is somehow virtuous.
I turned amber alerts off. The only time alerts have come through is tornado or flash flood warnings.
Terminator is part of a double feature. We need to sit through Multiplicity first.
excited orb noises
This is exactly it. But it doesn’t fit on a hat or bumper sticker so the details get ignored.
I’d argue that the 20th century already selected for that and we are reaping the “rewards” as we speak.
It’s easy if you’re a sociopath.
Signed,
Xennial who was in IT for 25 years and never learned to touch type