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You assume they were listening.
You assume they were listening.
Oh yeah, I guess you’re doing the best you can.
I don’t know how bitter the divorce has been, but is there any way the cats could move from house to house together? Or would you risk losing them both entirely.
That’s why my spouse works for a NYC company, from LA.
And are they effective while remote? Except for the part about wanting you to go in? Are they decent bosses otherwise? Or do you just need the health insurance…?
Not part of the corporate scene, but is it necessary those face time benefits occur at the office in a work context? Or could it be a monthly BBQ?
Oh wait, that either takes precious weekend hours or we’re back in office time, even if we’re outdoors.
Nvm.
Am I whooshing? It’s “Thou shalt not roast thy master”, not the other way around.
Honestly, I read it as dreadlocks in the first place.
Punch cards are the Chads!
(Are you old enough to get this joke?)
I’m seeing this on oldsh.itjust.works, feels extra meta
That’s probably fallout from the early days of this joke. After seeing this image with ‘the server crashed’, funny programmers would start saying their server “fell over” to reference that memory. Now it’s come full circle. Meanwhile those of us who are “grandma peering at the computer screen” would only say a computer has “crashed.” And wouldn’t know how to fix it beyond a couple of tries at turning it off and back on again. (Which usually does work, though!)
Wait, you mean I don’t actually own Jason Momoa now? What about my kingdom, do I still own that? (It’s hard to tell, since it’s lost.)
What are you complaining about? You got a trip and the pleasure of peeling! Not to mention the smugness benefit from seeing their faces. I hope you ate some local specialty before flying home.
Ugh, I hope you’ve got a good mask and the latest flu and covid shots. Not for the sake of your boss! But for your safety and comfort. Maybe your cellmate there could come up with a reason for a half-hour one-on-one with the boss in their office. Coughing and wheezing the whole time.
Love the jokes but appreciate the reminder: don’t come to work sick. Even if that bastard tries to get you to. The people they persuaded to work sick are the reason they’re short-staffed today, and it will only get worse if you’re in there infecting others.
Sorry, hon. It’s hardwired into humans to add in code for “I am alive and not cackling mad or suicidal yet today” during “conversations.” It would probably be more effective at screening for bots than captcha, but not as good at training bots.
You’d probably have to go a couple-few times to get all the words. A ticket sold is a ticket sold.
How do you think they got the mammoth to run into the trap of spears? Also, in case it turned towards you, you’d want a spear in your hands to make him turn.
Edit: judging by the picture in the post, if you couldn’t run away, you might jam the back end into the ground beside/behind yourself and hold up the point so at least he’d be wounded when he squashed you