Like what is the problem? Hamburgers don’t have any ham in them.

Why wait? Linux Mint will run the shit out of your laptop right now.

First off, she’s 22 years old.

Second, I’d like to see you try to stop her.

Right, cause it’s just too late if you didn’t do it early enough to be cool. Guess I’ll just go submit to Microsoft then, I was too late, I can never be a real Linux user like you.

I landed on Mint after Ubuntu gave me some grief right after installing it and I wasn’t in the mood to chase it around. Mint installed super easy and has given me no trouble at all. It does what I do with a computer just fine.

It was. Linux Mint has been beautiful since I switched last year. Certainly nicer than windows.

Fuck that guy. I hope he gets pancreatic cancer.

Yep, misread entirely. Makes sense, though, he only wants to put his hands where they don’t belong.

Well, he needs them home to oppress American citizens.

You mean actually hit them. The time for words is long past.

Hell yes they are, empowering more people to switch to Linux!

Right‽ Why the fuck would you buy a fridge with any more than a compressor and a fan?

It sure fucking is

They dressed up a parrot and called it the golden goose and now they’re chasing a wild goose.

Fuck Will Smith. Be forgotten, dickhead.

Nah, fuck that shit, we need both in that order

Oh, see, that’s the near part. We don’t.

SMH

Or Mint

An army of scabs

I second that amendment