Phenomephrene

Younger brains have fewer memories. This checks out.

I did that thing where I lied on the internet. The preamble was there purely as a setup for the greatest joke of all time.

I always pictured mammoths being more docile: disinclined to charge. Didn’t realize they could be more of a wooly bully.

It would be very on-brand, and probably entertaining, if these two send absolute bottom dollar lawyers to represent their case.

Yep, this one is immediately and firmly in the never column.

I think it’s neat that they updated his software to be able to interpret slang abstractions. Well on his way to being indistinguishable from an actual human.