I’ll die before I install Facebook Messenger

Some things should only be connected to the intranet

Down with sprints! Down with weekly retros! Down with scrum masters! Down with burn down charts! Just give me a feature to work on and a tool to track tickets. Everything else can fuck off.

Thank dog. I love that both platforms get reports, but it sure was hard to find the right ones

The only sites I can think of that don’t look like they use css are motherfuckingwebsite.com and bjarne stroustrup’s website.

Any site that uses JS for more than trivial things is going to be a disaster without styling of some kind.

This makes absolutely no sense. Front ends that include JavaScript still use css.

We never called if statements AI until the last year or so. It’s all marketing buzz words. It has to be more than just “it makes a decision” to be AI, or else rivers would be AI because they “make a decision” on which path to take to the ocean based on which dirt is in the way.

There’s a difference between “this is AI that could be better!” and “this could one day turn into AI.”

Everyone is calling their algorithms AI because it’s a buzzword that trends well.

None of it is even AI, Predicting desired text output isn’t intelligence

We wouldn’t even move the amount by a percent

There has been a “new breakthrough in battery technology that will change everything!” every 3 months for every one of the 30+ years of my life

I really want to use Firefox on android, but the swiping gesture sensitivity (google images, closing tabs, etc) makes me unreasonably angry. I have to swipe 3 times just to get it to stick.

Oh this isn’t meant to imply that rich people are smarter than anyone else. More hard to believe in that I don’t want a man with such immense power and wealth to be absolutely stupid. The obvious best choice is no one having a billion dollars.

The only reasonable answer is that Musk is intentionally killing Twitter, which is conspiracy theory levels of dumb.

The only other solution is that the richest person in the world (officially) is this stupid. This is almost harder to believe than a conspiracy to destroy twitter.

Are you this obnoxious to people you meet offline?

You’ve inspired* me to try installing Linux on my $50 windows atom tablet. I wonder if I can dual boot…

*reminded me that I owned the piece of junk

Anyone who thinks chatbots are going to make life better for worker shlubs hasn’t been paying attention for the last 200 years

i is for index. j is simply the next letter and we’re too lazy to think up something meaningful

The same reason that a lot of crosswalks have fake buttons. So you feel like you have control.