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11 months agoNormalize and index your damn drawers or you’re deadlocked!
Normalize and index your damn drawers or you’re deadlocked!
“Software engineers aren’t real engineers because they don’t work on physical engines.”
-An absolute dumbass telling me this to my face years ago while literally designing a software solution for (hardware) engineers on a manufacturing line
My shoe can practically run Linux as a desktop OS.
Though to be fair, there’s no real reason anything that runs 10 can’t run windows 11 besides Microsoft’s artificial compatibility list.
I’m just sad they never added all the ones I submitted 20-whatever years ago.
Great, I’m the jerk that shows up a few years afterward, inspecting the errant arm and elephant trunk wondering what the actual F the original programmer was thinking.
Then I cut off the trunk and slap a dog nose on it because I hate VB.
WHAT HAVE I BECOME!?