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Ha, sucker, you think your non-Internet-connected lightbulbs make you safe? My Internet-connected lightbulbs have sent my online-car to wardrive your neighbourhood and sniff your Zigbee network!

…if you see my car please tell it to come back to me, I need to go to the shops…

Whoa, slow down there bruv! Rape jokes aren’t ok - that Roomba can’t consent!

That’s Boeing quality for you.

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Which would make it GNU/NT…