This reminds me of “Clarke and Dawe - The Front Fell Off” skit XD

Best they can do is make junk more expensive than healthy food.

I pirated a game because my parents had a party at our house and I didn’t want to deal with people while getting the game from the living room.

For the curious, LoZ:Twilight Princess.

Not comment OP, but I assume its similar to mine. People will approach you to give you flyers of their buisness, free samples, or otherwise smooth talk you to enter their shop/stand.