My roads and infrastructure could sure use some of that money

Don’t forget “calls for”, that’s a good one to use when you want to look progressive without actually using your clout to induce change

I need to get this in sticker form

Alls fair in love and posting on the internet

“Just” lost it? I could have sworn I saw this news days ago, but “just” makes me feel like this happened minutes ago

Perhaps you can do a chargeback on the credit card? Has the manufacturer been stringing you along?

You might want to consider googling the problem and fixing it.

I hope whatever species that comes after us doesn’t bring us back

Did they really call themselves “Terrorgram”?

That’s a level of self-awareness I didn’t know fascists possessed.

I rioted once when I stubbed my toe. It was on a new Ikea bed which was a pain to put together, and the fact that it continued to cause me pain just set me over the edge. I went right down to the harbour and threw everything into the water, because let Posidon deal with it, only the bed got me back because I picked the wrong crates, I chucked my tea into the water instead. I was sad. It was 1772

I don’t get it. People riot over less. Why is there not more ire, anger, and vitriol online?

Cutefish? I’m all about the Dopefish.

Swim swim hungry

Oh you know they are. Did you have to ask?

Sounds like a Dodge Neon

Yeah but Java sucks! Case in point, look at the performance of Minecraft!

Gottem.

So wait, are we really saying it’s newsworthy every time one person switches to Linux?

I mean, there’s a LOT more to it than just, “a different way of clicking on things”. Let’s be honest and help define proper expectations. You will be messing around in the terminal a lot. Even for installing simple programs, you’ll at minimum be copy-pasting a bunch of commands from the developer’s website straight into the terminal to install most stuff. There are package managers, to help alleviate some of the pain, but there are multiple ecosystems and each one has it’s own contributors, meaning that overall development and technical knowledge is gated behind silos.

I love Linux, but let’s be honest, it’s not exactly user-friendly.

I was so startled to find LibreOffice Calc, the Excel-alike, had completely different keyboard shortcuts than Excel, completely messing with my muscle memory every. Single. Time. How are businesses supposed to adapt when they need to factor in the time loss for every Excel-using employee to learn the arbitrary new control scheme?

Who cares?

Scumbags all.