Jaywalking is now a felony

Sometimes reality shows thru

Its become like a meeseeks

Seriously what a pussy. Should have surrounded him with security and walked back to the plane the second they were out in the open.

Export tax cant hurt you, export tax isnt real!

Remember anyone can grow up to be the president

Problem is the bourbon distillers might go broke, now no more future bourbon.

Some issues transcend politics.

Hey! Dont forget racist, dishonest, and selfish.

Can it be pig cum? Their loads are huge.

Plus the $11B loss that he gets to deduct…

Welcome to journalism in 202x

There is actually a way to sideload apps without internet. I did it once and forgot the details

I got their voice widget, its slow and stupid.

Need to figure out how to connect it to a gpu

Its like an infinite money hack!

So he’s a big ballsack?

Every single time I open the perfect question the only answer is “we already covered this, use the search”

14 miles?

This kid was on a hardcore camping hike

All hail Earth Emperor Musk

The unbelievable part is that THEY would bother using actual flying drones to manufacture an emergency. Deepfake videos and bot armies to spread them are too easy.

Buffalo.