Safety eject option locked until subscription is paid. “911. I have a dildo shoved in my ass and my safety eject subscription ran out. Please help!” you know, it sounds crazy and like this could never happen but I say it’s just crazy enough it will happen. Look at who the American president is. That’s all the proof you need.

Personally I’m disgusted to be in the same country as the people who approve of this. Makes me fucking sick.

I’d love to see them put that on the big black dildo I purchase each year. Try me!

Just wait until they can figure out how to do this to physical items. How? Idfk bro what am I a rocket appliance?

It’s app based. I found it on Google Play.

Not sure but i support them for trying. Maybe leave a review and ask the dev to change it.

These are working class people you are talking about. Please keep the focus on millionaires and billionaires.

Elon Shitler has a nice ring to it. #PresidentElon please use this hashtag in all your sm post. We need to sew divide wherever we can and baby Trump really cares about shit like this. ✊🏻

I’ve downloaded the app and left a five star rating. The app works great! Please show support to this developer ❤️

Don’t worry fellow US citizen. God will do something I’m sure. Any day now God will help those in need. Any… Day now.

Little do you know Nintendo is in cahoots with Big Orthopedic.

He wasn’t voted in. Elon manipulated the voting system for trumps gain. Trump even said it himself “Elon knows voting machines”. They have taken over our country and are dismantling it piece by piece. The question is, how do we stop these fucks?

I’m truly sorry for your loss.

In the words of a wise yellow character HA HA

What an ugly fuck Elon is. Ewwww

And you carry one of these around with you? How often are you visiting stores with these locks?

Project 2025 baby! 😭 Please let me off this train.