Relevant link for those interested in what OP is talking about.

https://www.energy.gov/ne/articles/3-microreactor-experiments-watch-starting-2026

I’m not yet convinced this technology is the future or anything, but it does look pretty promising. We’ll know better when DOME testing begins in 2026.

If there’re no other alternatives, then I propose that going forward the new term for this should be “Crowd Striking”

I hope it pleases you to know I sang this entire song to myself

Maybe not Splatoon specifically, but switch-exclusive single-player games run comparably or better on switch emulators running on the deck