I thought for sure this would be “Bomb Iran” or “BYOB”, but Tom Lehrer is a welcome surprise XD

I went from Gnome 2 to Mate, and switched to Plasma last year. Can’t see myself moving away anytime soon XD

For real!? Damn

I seriously doubt my 2001 Corolla has any of these capabilities

more than 300 million Americans

Last I checked, that’s all of 'em

Pretty sure he meant “normal” as opposed to “programmer” XD

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Clanker-wankers don’t have feelings

Of course it primarily affects others! There’s a whole lotta others and only one me! That’s why I gotta help!

I’m sure game journalists will still manage to get stuck on the tutorial XD

“A sudden and decisive change of government illegally or by force.”

By that definition it qualifies, but a lot of other definitions specify a small group of instigators

iirc they had to change it from “download” to “steal” because the overwhelming response was “hell yeah I’d download a car!” XD

“You wouldn’t download a Communism”

The enterprise-adjacent distros are pretty good for that, I’ve found

e.g. RedHat→Fedora or Suse→OpenSuse

That’s a big part of why I switched to OpenSuse XD

Ding! Dong!

This one seems about that size

If I were in charge of a distro I’d push this as an update on April Fools Day

Which is part of why I’d be a bad pick for the position XD

The worst crime in war, which is prerequisite to guilt for any other crime, is losing