Didn’t have Cucumber Futures on my 2026 bingo card, but sure, I’ll take it.

I think it might be because you are using an embedded browser window in whatever lemmy app you are using. When I go in through firefox mobile it looks fine.

That’s how I read it.

I need someone to discover a deep love for Jodie Foster.

I literally said this as soon as I heard about Venezuela. He’s gonna go after Columbia, and then he’s going for the Panama Canal. If anyone is surprised by this, they haven’t been paying attention.

So, when we gonna look at Congressional stock records and see who bought Chevron shortly before this went down?

Don’t argue with the the religious zealots. The believe an invisible man in the sky made everything, but won’t bother to wonder why he isn’t putting a stop to all of the atrocities carried out around the world.

Yeesh, the bots are out in force over this one. Gonna be a bumpy ride.

I’d love to give it another chance, but the kernel doesn’t have support for my network card, so I just have to wait…

Everyone’s got an answer, and the wrong ones want cash up front.

that in no way warrants a summary execution

That’s really it. It’s escalated to the point of a war crime. This is drug trafficking, not flying planes into buildings. Can drugs trafficked across a border be dangerous? Yes. Are they being trafficked because we decided that it would be better to addict the populace and then throw them in jail for modern day slavery? Also yes. Trump, Hegseth, and his ilk are creating the crimes they kill for. All under “novel interpretation of the law.” When the vapid blondes they surround themselves with aren’t helping, they’ve found another way to get their tiny cocks hard again, and it’s the same way that every Republican has, killing brown people.

Someone has to pay for the upkeep of all those Nazi summer homes.

Mega guillotine I’m voting for you!

“Ha ha, isn’t it funny how Americans tip in restaurants.”

“It is! That’ll be $5 for the water, ma’am.”

Lynch your leaders.

Give him an inch, he’ll take a yard. Fucking parasite.

After all the shit with LTT do they think GN is gonna go quietly?

Some people I look up to went there a few years back, and it just sounded so nice…

V A L V E T I M E

Let it happen when it happens. If you hype it, you’ll just be disappointed when it doesn’t come out when you expect it to.

Too self-aware. Try being more narcissistic, and maybe hit yourself in the temple with a hammer. That might make it more Trumpian.