dw, your data is also still sent to the oppressive, kleptocratic surveillance state

But the good news is the government has to pay them our tax dollars to spy on us instead of getting it for free or using that money to benefit the populace. Yay dystopia!

They couldn’t have at least made it every 4 minutes or every 5 minutes so that the intervals would repeat every hour? These people really are evil.

Just one more buffer zone and we’ll be safe bro. Come on bro just one more annexation then we’ll be done bro. It’s just one more invasion and then we’ll be done with genocide, bro, I promise bro, just one more.

Slopaganda

I’m sure his big, beautiful war will be over within two weeks. Just two more weeks bro, it’s gonna be so good you guys. We’re gonna be winning so much you’ll be tired of all the winning, bro.

The sheer audacity to use people’s meetings that they were never meant to be privy to, monetizing them, and then advertising it back to the people they stole it from is unhinged

$400 is more than I have ever paid for a phone (and no, I never bought a carrier locked subsidized phone). From 2014-2022 I had 3 phones that cost a total of $450. This ain’t it.

Not really the community for this, I think you might want !softwaregore@lemmy.world or something else, honestly not really sure what the image is supposed to convey

source code: trust_me_bro.md

You have 30 seconds to escape your car
You have 10 seconds
Your car has been incinerated
Your car has burned your bones to ash
You have 30 minutes to collect your ash

Let the AI ouroboros eat its own tail, just have AI vibe code your AI, what’s the worst that could happen

You’re selling yourself short. $1B for the world, $2B for the solar system, $4B for the milky way, $8B for the local group, $16B for the universe.

and then the datacenters adopt that tech and hoard it all too

lol, lmao even

If you’ve done nothing wrong you have nothing to hide, Elon.

Microslop (through tears): Stop calling us Microslop!
Also Microslop:

And you sir, is your motherboard socket waiting to receive my CPU?

If it beep-boops we can hack it