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1851·22 days agoWon’t, or can’t afford to?
blackjack, hookers, weed, and shrooms
has a nice cadence for chanting repeatedly, possibly while standing in a circle around some tulips and holding hands
(My guess, best case scenario) Make queue times during non-busy hours more similar to the queue times during busy hours, so that there doesn’t seem to be a “better” time of day to call, hopefully spreading the call volume throughout the day and creating a more consistent wait time when calling (even if that means the experience is worse than actually necessary at times).
At least that’s probably how someone in management sold the idea.
If it’s not D&D my social battery is 0%
A big dill?
In seriousness, “all over” may have been a bit of an exaggeration, but there were 4 posts in various communities yesterday covering it, including 2 in this one
Apparently whoever wrote that headline isn’t on Lemmy, it was posted all over here the last few days
.ope: for all your midwestern typo needs
.doom: all domains registered in this TLD must have a playable version of Doom somewhere on the site
.ram: about as price effective as buying actual RAM rn. I call dibs on more.ram so I can have a downloads page at download.more.ram
I think you mean
.... ... .... ..... ...Apparently the markdown here takes umbrage with varied amounts of periods and just converts them to ellipses. Or maybe that’s just the Alexandrite UI, idk.
Certainly you wouldn’t download a charity
Too many pixels, go back, go back!
Merely shot at, I’m afraid
“A little bleach will take that char right off — and gives the steak a bold, vibrant flavor as well!”
Not sure this fully qualifies as a perverse incentive or malicious compliance, but it tickles my schadenfreude sense all the same
If it’s anything like whatever eyeball tech my local DMV was using last time I had to go in for a new license, it won’t work because I have to forcibly open my eyes so ludicrously far, like Gowron on meth, that I would never put that on their app.
Organized spam is dead. Back to regular spam.
8·1 month agoAnd then guillotine? Pretty please?
The most environmentally friendly thing Tesla’s ever done