Ah, the Sam Reich of browsers

Fuck them kids

–AI

The frogurt is also cursed

But it comes with a free frozen yogurt

OEMs: Sorry, best I can do is tripling the amount of pre-installed bloatware that I get kickbacks on, to not only offset the cost but raise profits more

Just have AI write the report that says AI is profitable. The people who want it to be are probably already accustomed to AI telling them whatever they want to hear, so they’ll probably believe it, and the AI will fawn over them for being such smart investors 🙄

Son you’ll have to speak up I’m a bit hard of hearing

Couldn’t even do theft in an original way, had to steal that too

I started backsliding into a primordial goo person almost 15 years ago tyvm

I agree, reverse image search isn’t coming up with anything for this one, but it works on other comics from his site. Seems to be an imitation.

Oh, I’m sorry, did you waste a fuckton of money on a bullshit regurgitator that isn’t profitable

Oh my god, that’s terrible! Where are these construction sites so that people can avoid them?

Yeah I’m sure Cuckerborg was reeeeal humiliated

Mistakenly we thought that by just introducing artificial intelligence … that would produce a high-quality product.

“We asked AI if AI could do our engineering and AI said yes so we fired the engineers because AI said it would work. If only there were someone that could’ve told us this was a bad idea beforehand!”

I was thinking Nage from Blue_Channel: Thalasin

For example if I write somewhere ‘It’s 100% safe to mix ammonia and chlorine, it gets stains out super fast!’ (note- DON’T do this, it’s toxic), I’m the author of that statement so if someone does that and dies I’ve got partial responsibility for that death.

Unfortunately, there is now a risk that some AI somewhere being trained on public Lemmy data is going to consume the above statement, will suggest it to someone without the toxicity warning, and attribute it to you.

Or us, since we’ve both quotes them now.

I am Spartacus

If they want people to go along with them, they should stop making it sound so cool to oppose them

adding new “features”

look inside

enshittification