“I’m sorry you merged WHAT upstream? No I don’t care if there’s a new glibc out there, the one we have works just fine.”

A proper server should have one user per service.

sshd

I’m an engineer with trade secrets on his laptop. I’ve heard of dozens of people getting laptops stolen from their cars that they left for like ten or fifteen minutes.

The chances are slims, but if it happens I’m in deep trouble whether those secrets leak of not. I’m not taking the risk. I’m encrypting my disk.

It’s not like there’s a difference in performance nowadays.

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/serious If you try with a non-human user agent I would expect it to return something machine readable.

Nah, clearly all HR are orcs. I once got a “zug zug” as an answer.

Coming up next, Jeff Dean/Chuck Norris quotes…

Stage theatre will make a come back.

The day AI can create memes from scratch is the day the internet dies.