As someone who was considering taking a week off work as I would have needed to attend Donald Duck style to avoid fabric-on-leg contact, tell me more about this well tolerated topical

Why? A material change was made to the item after the point of import. This would be like taxing a timber importer as though they were importing furniture.

Rockbox, by any chance? I have fond memories of playing doom with that scroll wheel…

Nightjar is worth a mention. Excellent cocktails with live jazz. Reservations basically essential.