There are only so many gaping asshole cumshots that need to be preserved for future generations. At some point you will need to move on… …to pantyhose footjobs.

It isn’t ideal but working 5 days a week on opposite schedules once a week is minimum and one week there is a natural occurence that makes one of us feel not super into sexy times.

Probably 3 times a month for in a western country. If you are in a long term relationship that is probably around the same amount of times you are getting laid.

The problem is that the people that would pay 500 to tinder are not the kind of people capable of a long term relationship. Even their fleshlights pray for manufacturing defects so they can get out of long term service.

I have the daily alarm for 10:05 p.m. and when I plug the phone in anytime between 3:00 and 4:00 when I go to sleep it generally doesn’t adaptive charge. It just says it will be charged in an hour and 40 minutes. Of course, since I posted this yesterday, it did not adaptive charge but today it did so it seems pretty damn random.

I’d just really love my pixel to actually adapt to the fact that I sleep at 3pm until 10pm so when I plug in my phone during that time I don’t need it to charge in one hour.

Do Tesla cars in Europe have CCS or do they have to stick to only Tesla brand chargers?