If abortion is banned because a cell cluster is human, this should be banned too

Nice try, they’re just going to hand them all over to law enforcement

Yeah, amazon literally doesn’t care. The only thing that ever goes wrong when you use Someone Else’s epubs is it sometimes loses the cover art if you’re connected to wifi. Nothing else ever happens

Oh no they remembered that us grandfathered in google music subscribers exist, so we’re getting a $4/mo price increase

This might be the first big social network where corporations joined BEFORE the users. People will feel drowned out by all the Wendy’s shitposts and just leave