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Fuck. Off.

More like limp/flaccid right. 🤷🏼‍♂️

No one is your friend.

Ah, yes, the ol’ “can’t take a hint, must be everyone else that’s the problem” defense.

“Self” isn’t spelled “social”, FYI.

My point stands. Fuck off.

Fuck off, bot. 2 day old acct and you’re already spouting “I’m an OG” bullshit? To the front lines with you.

Heh. 🫣

With respect, you could omit the first sentence to improve the impact. Avoiding something that’s hard because it requires knowledge to utilize/enjoy is no lesson one should imply.

There are innumerable ways to acquire almost any corpo software one might find useful, and many of those steps are fairly straightforward, (some even have tuts, etc.) —to say nothing of the highly active communities that filter & vet content.

tl;dr: don’t turn your fellows away, inspire them to seek solutions 🤘🏼🏴‍☠️

Tepid, flaccid, repugnant, pernicious, noxious, prolapsed meatstick… All ways to describe Musk. 🤷🏼‍♂️

and essential to life as we know it 🤌🏼

Hail, Zzzatan 🤘🏼

Yup, that tracks.

You do realize that a lack of atmosphere (ie. vacuum) is essentially the opposite of being underwater, insofar as human survivability is concerned here, right?

Right?

Don’t worry, we’ll get a postcard from the front lines anytime now. He’s doing great, I’m sure.

Duh. They’re very shy.

You do realize the physical challenges inherent in both, and that the former environment is far more difficult than the latter to prepare for, yes? 😅

Nah, he’ll just fall out of a window after surviving several self-inflicted bullet & stab wounds. 🤷🏼‍♂️

We’ve discovered more about outer space than our own waterways, TBF. By orders of magnitude, even.

owmybrain

Oh, if only a solid metric for reliable quality of life were eloquence, much less basic fluency, eh? 🫠🫩

How long to learn Mandarin? 🤣🥹🤷🏼‍♂️