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I didn’t think that word means what you think it means anymore.

Reminds me of that stand-up bit about drowning in a jacuzzi on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean.

“Care”, hmm?

Sorry, what era do you think the original hypothetical is in, exactly?

You seem to be assuming the human attempting to enter said vessel is somehow augmented to enable transit in those conditions (much less survive the initiating blast/breach), among other sophomoric assumptions.

I truly don’t have time or bandwidth to hand-in-hand walk you through this. 🤌🏼

More along the lines of “Breaking News: New-Red® overtakes Classic Red® in a stunning upset no one saw coming!” kermitfreakout.gif

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“Great” like reheated meatloaf thawed from the 90s, maybe.

I’m sorry, do you have any concept of displacement? I’m having trouble pinpointing your level of cognitive disconnect, honestly.

Says the vote held in private by Win11 shareholders… ABoringDystopia’d like a word.

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Stay in school, kids. 🥲

Ooh, I like the idea of the “lost bygone civ” droppin’ hints of current-civ collapse. Kinda like what SW claimed in its first intro scrawl and never touched again. 😅🤌🏼

Seriously. This is some peak “Shush, little ones” bullshit.

If by “Mexico”, he means “Florida”, that seems likely enough.

Truth. I’m shit at tennis when I have to go — just like everyone else. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Yet another attempt to wiggle those two scrotes into the public eye again? How much did they pay you, FFS.

schooners*

And the boats’re huge, too

Seems like they’re just lowering the barrier to entry for the newer players in the piratin’ game.

A classic. 🥰

Apparently, ~91yrs too long, in fact.

The BBC’s been puppeted by oligarchs for about as long as NPR, et al. What’d anyone expect? 🤮🖕🏼