I do get to, actually, through a little process called shame.

You want to be able to control everyone and force them to act the way you want them to act.

We already do this. You cannot murder, you can’t piss in public, a lot of states don’t allow open carry, you can be shooed off the premises for smoking in the wrong areas. And, you can’t pull your dick out. “Controlling” the way people act is actually absurdly common.

I’m asking you to keep your cock in your pants.

It is so fucked that in modern life I have to waste my time with conservatives trying to endlessly relitigate exactly what about being a pedophile is bad, and with tech fetishists exactly why being an asshole in public is wrong.

Spaceballs, if you’re standing somewhere over the grand canyon with your phone out, obviously filming a family of three that does not want to be filmed, what the fuck are you doing? Do you find joy in being an unlikeable loser? Do you often think you just aren’t lonely enough?

I don’t know what it is you want me to say to you. In my ideal world, Facebook wouldn’t be allowed to make this product in the first place.

This is like asking how we decide that your cock isn’t visible through your pants. Learn to be modest, I don’t know.

Between the two of us, you’re the only one acting like he’s being whipped and chained by the community into making a bash util slightly more safe than it was. I can wait- longer‐ you know?

If my man is feeling overworked, he should slow down a bit. If you need these updates now, that sounds like a you problem, dude. Stop acting like an entitled brat about it.

ITT: people trying to cover for their lack of social skills with the most nightmarish cyberpunk future ever put to paper.

So then you fix them if you want them so badly. Why are you forcing this poor guy not to go sailing? You’re killing his dreams, man. The work can be done tomorrow.

I have to wonder, if the only solution is Tridgell + AI, what is your plan after you’ve finished killing the man by stress-induced cardiac arrest? There will be a lot of unaddressed CVEs piling up after that, I’ll tell you.

There don’t. need. to be. fixes.

You are the one driving this poor man like a slave, I don’t understand! Just let him chill.

Money can reduce stress.

If you’re poor! These are different kinds of stress!

I bet you if FLOSS maintainers didn’t have to worry about money, they’d be making very different choices in life.

They’re not being paid! I think they have to worry about money quite a bit!

people are berating him for his approach without contributing a damn thing.

Yeah, he’s like breaking it. He should probably retire a second time before resorting to sabotaging this thing he allegedly cares about.

They can all fuck off.

As far as I know, they are. Like, away from rsync entirely.

He was literally asked to come out of retirement

And he can say no! I don’t understand how you don’t get this. He’s not being paid, he can’t be fired. He does not have to work like Sonic on a hamster wheel, he just doesn’t.

This is volunteer work! He can stop doing it at literally any time! No one is forcing him to do this!

The more you people go on about how much he has to work, the more I’m thinking that this whole open source thing is a huge human rights violation.

Money doesn’t reduce stress, it makes people more willing to put up with it.

You people are acting like this man has to finish this mukbang 5-foot-long sandwich, and somehow I’m the asshole who wants him to get heartburn because there isn’t a second guy there to help him eat the sandwich.

should people be able to record it without asking the stabber for permission or not?

You can do this with a clearly visible camera.

You know, I think Goat and his ilk should be allowed to have their secret camera glasses, but only if they’re required by law to look like this.

Well, fucking don’t.

They could take a vacation. Generally, that’s how you deal with stress anyway.

I wouldn’t even like what I do if I had to use this shit.

Stanley Parable button pusher life for real.

I had it draft a response to the person asking questions; I tuned it a little to my liking and sent it.

Gemini, remind me not to ask blargh any questions.

Also, Gemini, my daughter is asking for someone to play with her. Can you run around with the feather wand and have her chase it or something?

The only point of interest is that the states and the federal disagree?

Okay, real question, if prohibition on drugs doesn’t matter, why all the hubbub about states legalizing weed years back? “Prohibition doesn’t work, anyway,” so who cares?

Understand what? That you have a robot girlfriend you don’t want to give up? That you would burn the world down for Her.

You know, human love is just a biochemical response to external stimuli, I’m sure there’s a drug that can replace it.

Yes, of course. Monte Carlo killed my father.

You know what the problem is? You think that you’re too smart to be caught with a meth addiction. See, your neighbor got fucked up, lost a bunch of his teeth, but you, you know about microdosing.

Your other neighbor fell off a construction site that was missing its guard rails, but that wouldn’t happen to you; you have excellent balance.

The movie Jurassic Park is literally about people like you.

Do you have a reason to restrict Gaussian mixture models you’d like to give me, or are we just pissing in the same bush?