I only use my programming for good. For instance Bat_Count.exe lets the user enter a number and then the Count from sesame street will count to this number and say “Ah ah ah!” at the end.

This is what we in the industry refer to as a “big oof.”

Choose your Netflix Adventure:

• Old show you’ve seen three times already.
• Crappy show you lose interest in after five minutes.
• Browse for fifteen minutes until you give up.

“In my professional opinion, this network is haunted.”
…haunted?
(Points to various certifications) “HAUNTED.”

The longer I’m in IT, the more I realize that the adeptus mechanicus might be on to something with beseeching the machine spirit.

I’d watch a noir detective film about a programmer going over some wackadoodle code.

See that’s the wacky thing for the mower specifically. Not only do I shop with a browser that has all cookies disabled, I must have checked on the price for the mower ten times over many months along with some alternatives and even other websites. I think they inflate the price if it’s a 3rd party vendor selling on Amazon sometimes.

Amazon typically hasn’t been two business days consistently for years for me. I also found out many of their prices are massively inflated for certain products. A lawn mower I was considering was at least 30% more expensive than the same one on a competing website.

“How did they get root access to the parmesan wheels!?” -Future cheese hacker film