We should pay attention as alternatives are dwindling. Google wants Android to be more like iOS, you may not have as much freedom of choice as you think you do.

Old fish swims by a couple of young fish. It goes: “Heya folks, how’s the water?”

They say nothing. A minute later, one asks the other: “Dafuq’s water?”

That’s pretty much how’s it going, except we’re swimming in shit.

snake_case for variable names because they seem to be holding something in their underscores. camelCase for functions because verbNoun looks good. PascalCase for classes because it looks like it’s a level above that needs to be instantiated before getting used.